life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
this is my favorite thing
Yeah, dating is cool… but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
have u ever quoted spongebob to someone and they didnt get it and they just looked at u and u felt like everything was pointless
They soiled it…
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people…
Okay now explain the egg thing
I didn’t know there were ways to pronounce egg.
It rhymes with vague and plague.
Wait. So you say āgg??
Fangirl Challenge Top 10 Friendships 6/10
Cory Matthews and Shawn Hunter